robinhood chain
The entry is a guess.The exit is arithmetic.
Loxley is a terminal that prices the way out of a Robinhood Chain launch before it looks at the chart. It scores what lands in one multicall, waits for the opening tax to fall under a ceiling you set, fires, then marks the position with a real exit quote every few seconds and leaves on your rule, on the siren, or the second the deployer's tokens move.
the door
What you keep on the way out
Every other tool answers whether a price goes up. This is the question that decides what you take home, and it has an exact answer: a pons v2 curve is a constant product seeded with a 1.68 ETH phantom reserve against the whole supply. Move the sliders. The curve here is the real one, and the dot on it is you leaving.
the first three seconds
The tax that eats whoever fires first
A launch opens with a 99% buy tax that decays to zero over three seconds. Anything firing on the launch block hands nearly everything over. Loxley polls currentSnipeTaxBps(you) every 150 ms and releases on the first sample under your ceiling. On a linear read that ceiling is unreachable for 2 909 ms, whatever else is racing. Waiting is free.
what it does
One command per question
run it
Sixty seconds. No wallet. No money.
The tour starts a mock chain inside the same process, points a throwaway wallet and a temp book at it, and runs the real commands on launches it mints while you watch. Same readers, same scores, same signer, same exits a live session takes. The only thing not real is the chain underneath.
$ git clone https://github.com/shmidtqq65/loxley $ cd loxley $ node bin/loxley.js tour --fast LOXLEY TOUR every command in the tree, on a chain running inside this process. chain test/mock-chain.js the rpc, the explorer and DexScreener in one process wallet a published throwaway key. your keystore is not opened, your .env is not read money none nothing here reaches the real chain, and it never asks you for anything 1 doctor 5 snipe --live 9 fees, dev, claim 2 market 6 follow 10 positions, profile 3 scan 7 snipe --grad 11 radar 4 hunt 8 watch --guard
Node 18 and up. That is the list.
The one library it leans on for signing and ABI is committed to the tree, so a clone runs as it is, registry in reach or not.
The key never leaves your machine.
Encrypted keystore, scrypt and AES-256-GCM, mode 600. Never taken from an argument, never logged, never sent anywhere but the RPC inside a signed transaction.
Nothing signs until you arm it.
Every send is simulated, carries a minimum out, prints its plan and waits for a word. Paper mode runs the same path with the signer left out.
41 tests against a chain in the tree.
The mock speaks the protocol's own integer maths and mines real signed transactions. Every figure in the docs is a transcript, not a number typed by hand.
the token
$LOXLEY
The terminal is finished, open and free. It works with no token, no account and no permission, and it will keep working that way. $LOXLEY has not launched. When it does, the contract address appears here and in the bar at the top of this page, and nowhere else. Anything you see before that is not it.
A token is not an investment and nothing here is advice. The terminal signs from a wallet you control, on a chain you can read yourself, and every transaction it can make is listed in SECURITY.md. Use a burner and send it only what a session may lose.
the leaderboard
Who is holding the door
Every holder is a line on the chain, so the board is read from the chain and not from a list someone keeps. It carries one column nobody else prints: the door, what that wallet walks away with if it leaves right now, and the price it moves on the way out. A big position is not a big exit, and the board says which is which. Every wallet also gets a rank out of Sherwood, worked out from its share of the supply and nothing else, so it is a title the chain can prove rather than a role somebody hands out.
What rank do you hold
A wallet once the token trades. A size any time, including right now: type 5m, 0.5% or 250000 and it tells you which rank that buys and what it takes to reach the next one.
the roadmap
Shipped, next, and honest
Most roadmaps are a wishlist with dates on it. This one starts with what already runs on your machine today, and everything under it is written so you can tell the moment it is done. Nothing here is a date, because a date I cannot keep is worth less than a line you can check.
The terminal
- The whole desk, MIT and open, running from a clone with nothing to install
- The door arithmetic, exact, against the real pons v2 curve
- The 3 second opening tax read every 150 ms, so nothing fires into 99%
- A browser desk in the same repository: one html file, paste a token, read the exit
- 41 tests against a chain that lives in the tree, and a tour that needs no wallet and no money
The launch
- $LOXLEY on pons v2, on the chain the terminal already reads
- The address appears in the bar at the top of this page and nowhere else, so there is exactly one thing to check
- The board above opens the same minute, reading straight from the curve
- Every holder gets a rank out of Sherwood, worked out from the chain and from nothing else
The guard that never sleeps
- watch --guard hosted, so the siren keeps watching after you shut the laptop
- Alerts on X and Telegram the second a deployer's tokens move
- Still non custodial: it watches and it warns, your key stays where it is
The book, in public
- Every launch the terminal scored, published with the score, the reasons and what happened next
- The deployer index open to read: launches, graduations, abandons, twins
- A hit rate anyone can argue with, because the misses are printed too
The desk, one link away
- The browser desk hosted here, so it is a link, not a download: open it, paste a token, read the exit
- Built for a phone, because that is where you are when a launch happens
- Still read only and still non custodial: it prices the door, it never holds it
Reach
- Listings where the people who need an exit desk already trade
- A price feed and a chart that do not need a bridge to find
The last mile: a card, not a wallet
Everything on this page assumes you already hold crypto somewhere. Most people do not, and that is where they stop: not at the price, not at the risk, at step one. The last row on this map is the one that removes step one, so somebody who has never held a token can reach the door with a card.
The people who do that best are the onramps, and MoonPay is the one worth asking. Asking is the whole plan here, and nobody has been asked yet.
Nothing here is agreed, arranged or implied, and reading it as a partnership would be reading it wrong. It is a door we intend to knock on, written down in public so you can hold us to it. It turns green on this page the day it opens, and not one day earlier.
What is not on this map: a price, a target, a date, or a reason you should buy anything. Phase 00 is finished and free, and it stays finished and free whether the token trades at anything or at nothing. Everything from phase 02 down depends in part on people who are not me, so it is written as a plan and marked shipped only when you can run it yourself.